RYANAER - You wanna pee? Its £1

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Airline Design Contest Submission


Airline Name: [Ryanaer]

Airline Description: [_Ryanaer is Europes number 1 low cost carrier, It is based in the large airport of Dooblin, Last year over 95.2% of Ryanaer flights landed on time beating every other European airline, Ryanaer, for the lowest fares and the best on-time statistics. Ryanaer are known for attempting to employ controversial ideas such as standing in ta he plane and for attempting to buy out competing airlines. _]

Airline CEO Name: [Mickey O’Dreary!]

Airline Design Image: [

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You may or may not get a lawsuit if this makes the game :stuck_out_tongue:

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Not at all, Ryanaer is its own asset. It is in no what similar or associated with any real airline, Ryanaer is a completely fictional airline.

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Make it better and send it to us :smiley: Meanwhile we also accept 500-ish real life airline liveres too.

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HAHAHA… very funny, but I sincerely hope this isn’t a genuine entry!

The hype is real ! Nice job on this one, I wouldn’t allow that in my airport though :joy:

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Wanna breathe? And extra 50 cents please.

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Don’t even mention the extra charge for a pilot! :joy:

Gas mask in emergency? Insert £2 for every minute into the slot in the ceiling. Thanks for flying RYANAER

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Need a life jacket? Just pay 29.99 for 1 hours use. Return to plane, swipe card and enter pin for additional use…

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Slides must be hand pumped for use. Before pumping, the key must be unlocked from a cabinet. £500 to access cabinet

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We are proud to announce that delays are now included in the price of your ticket.

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Why not?

Insert £1 to use seatbelt…(non-refundable deposit)

:grinning:

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Insert $500 for a seat, insert $1000 for tray table, and insert $2500 for a screen that can only play dutch TV shows… (Also non-refundable deposits)

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We realized that we give our passengers free session of walking to the bathroom…so why not make it cost $1 for every step?

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